Penname: Danomaly1983 [Contact]
Real name: Daniel
Gender: Male
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Member Since: 29 Aug 2008
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I'm a Norwegian guy who loves music, languages and writing. I live in the Western Norwegian city of Bergen, a city that often used to be an inspiration for my original creative fiction series "The Hightower Gang" (2008-2010).

From March 2011 to September 2015, I also wrote a series called "Life on Blansey", which pictures the life of people living in an island municipality and a contrastively big city on the mainland.

In January of 2013 the character Amalie Prout made her debut in the 12th "Life on Blansey" story called "Probably the Adventures of Bollockbroad, Son of Testis". That series centered around Amalie and her struggle to find love and inner peace in Battersby, the neighbor city of Sersby. The series was placed in the same universe as "Life on Blansey", and ended in October 2014. 

I mostly write original fiction, but I can also on very rare occasions put together fan fiction.

As of September 2015 I am the most prolific author on FanNation, having written and published more than 1.3 million words. 



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Sometimes the Demons Win Part III: The White Silk Dress by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 0)
Part 3 of "Sometimes the Demons Win" trilogy. A year has passed since the events of part II. Conrad has become wealthy because he illustrated a hugely successful book. He owns a car and a flat, something that was unaffordable before. However, he still has demons to face, perhaps the worst and oldest of them all.


Sometimes the Demons Win Part II: The Wounded Child by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 3) starstarstarstarstar
Part 2 of the "Sometimes the Demons Win" trilogy. Conrad has gone to his childhood home on the island of Aynesey in an attempt to reconcile with his family. He has to face something disgusting he did in the past. Somewhere deep inside of him there is a wounded child that needs to be saved. And, as he slowly unravels the shocking truth long repressed, he is forced to confront a lifelong object of inexplicable desire. Part 2 of 3.


Sometimes the Demons Win Part I: The Cow and the Tree by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10) starstarstarstarstar
In this stand-alone trilogy from Sersby, 28-year-old freelance illustrator Conrad Sonderling realizes his life sucks. Struggling with severe, debilitating addiction, he takes the difficult choice to leave what he calls "the safe nightmare" and enter the uncertain path to personal happiness. That means standing his ground and fighting his demons. It will be a long and cruel battle, but he is not alone. Everybody has demons, and sometimes the demons win. Will he let them? Part 1 of 3.


A Sunny Day in Sersby by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10) starstarstarstarhalf-star
In this 20th and final "Life on Blansey" story, there is literally a sunny day in Sersby, something that freaks out the reprobates of the city of rain, wind and addicton. On Blansey, loathsome Drange becomes a hero when he apparently saves the island from a stinking menace. Toni and Harald, on the other hand, dispute Drange's heroism. In addition, Toni's dearest friend Stephanie has got married to math teacher Felwick, something that does not sit well with her and Denise. To make matters crazier, Arvid discovers to his horror that GG's Thai partner Panny has been hired as a farmhand on his parents' fox farm, leaving him redundant and, in his eyes, prone to disinheritance. With the help of a certain serpentine creature from the underworld, he plots a gruesome revenge. Be prepared for the shocking conclusion of the "Life on Blansey" saga.


Mons Makes an Album by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 12) starstarstarstarstar
In an effort to win a ticket to a Roger Waters concert, die-hard fan Mons agrees to make a Pink Floyd-style concept album in only 30 days. Having no music experience, he gets help from a highly unexpected source. Meanwhile, Drange is banned from Sersy's pub due to his perversion and has to find another place to drink. In a sinister tavern called "The Drunken Viking" he meets an unlikely soulmate who shares his depraved views. Toni Leewater and Stephanie Prout's friendship evolves, and Toni meets Stephanie's free-spirited friend Denise. Who will come out on top in this 19th "Life On Blansey" story?


God's Eternal Losers by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 12) starstarstarstarstar
In this 18th "Life On Blansey" story, Drange goes to Thailand with very sinister intentions. Doctor Botoro has created an "anti-drinking" concoction which he and Cat are going to try on Lupino. Arvid desperately wants Jeremy and GG to teach him how to be a bully, so that he can attract the opposite sex. And speaking of the opposite sex, book-smart Jerry meets a dubious girl online and starts dating her, despite Jeremy's vehement warnings. It is time to lean back and witness all the rampant madness from God's eternal losers.


To Troll a Forum by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 1) starstarstarstarstar
The One is left home alone with horrendous amounts of beer and way too much time on his hands. In lack of better things to do, he starts trolling a forum for Norwegian amateur musicians. This classic Hightower Gang short story was originally published on 1 February 2010 and takes place before the events of "Hyperalive" (April 2010).


Beer Never Screams by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10) starstarstarstarstar
New characters are introduced in this 17th "Life On Blansey" story. First, Lupino wakes up in a tenement building in Battersby with a strange, gun-wielding man who forces him to take part in the "reversed intervention" of a psychotic woman named Margot. Second, on Blansey, Drange finds himself the assistant of the charismatic teacher Toni Leewater, one of two teachers hired by principal Harald to fill the gap after Gino's dramatic exit in the previous story. Third, the two disgruntled young women Vulva and Trampoline decide to take sexually advantage of Sam's unique predicament, with grisly results. Needless to say, there will be a lot of screaming in this story, although not from beer, because beer never screams when you drink it...


Change Your Pants by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10) starstarstarstarstar
Sam, now a pitiful loner shunned by his former friends Arvid, Lake and Jerry, encounters a ghost named Agathe. The Blansey schoolgirls Therese, Desdemona and Matilda unfold an unsolved murder mystery from 1978 involving Drange. It is time for the confrontation of the century as the apt girls play detectives in collaboration with the notorious bullies GG and Jeremy. To make this 16th "Life On Blansey" story even more disturbing, Mons' sister Mathea takes a sudden and dramatic interest in Sam, hoping that his unique affliction can help her with a problem that has haunted her for millennia.


When Angels Deserve to Die by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10) starstarstarstarstar
In this 7th Amalie story, her mental illness hits a dangerous peak. Her ill-focused actions cause alienation from her family and from her dearest friend Denise. To make matters worse, Amalie herself is afflicted by a mysterious illness that leaves the doctors baffled. Thinking she is gravely ill and on death's door, Amalie starts to lead a life of recklessness, something that does not exactly make her turbulent life any easier.


The Girl Who Kissed the Sun by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 13) starstarstarstarstar
In this 6th Amalie story, she and her fiancée Bree have bought the dream home. But there are snakes in their paradise: Sadly and unexpectedly, Amalie's job as a teacher is cut from full-time to 75 %, forcing her to take an additional job in order to pay her dramatically increased bills. She applies for and gets the job as a part-time personal assistant for a disabled young woman named Madeleine. Soon Amalie discovers an astonishing world unknown to most people, a world which bears an uncanny resemblance to her own.


The Judas Cradle by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10) starstarstarstarstar
In this 15th "Life on Blansey" story, Lupino ends up in Hell when the Worm lures him there. The teachers and pupils of the school of Blansey suffer under the reign of the handicapped teacher Louise, an abusive sociopath. They concoct an ingeniously evil plan to get rid of her. Meanwhile Sam has made a pact with the Worm in order to gain supernatural powers which he will use to viciously torment Arvid Grimsby. Welcome to another otherworldly story from Blansey and Sersby.


Spherical Bastards by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 18) starstarstarstarhalf-star
Lupino becomes stricken with a strange ailment that renders him inflated to the point of being completely spherical, something that deeply concerns pub owner Sersy. How can the fat man be removed from the pub if he cannot get through the doors? Meanwhile Mons has developed an unhealthy obsession with his own sister's face. Can it get any worse? Of course it can. Welcome to the 14th "Life on Blansey" story.


Entitled to Love by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 13) starstarstarstarstar
In this fifth Amalie story her formerly paraplegic brother Andrew moves into his own flat, but moving in would prove way more dangerous than expected. The relationship with her sister Adele is also put to the test when something unexpected happens to Adele's daughter Celine. In addition she might have found the rarest thing in her universe: A human being who likes her! And there is a dangerous serial killer on the loose in Amalie's neighborhood! Can the police catch the criminal? That is, if they are not too busy harrassing poor Amalie?


Adorably Frail, Unbearably Human by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 12) starstarstarstarstar
Amalie, Denise and Adele go on holiday to Brazil. Amalie meets a kind, handsome Swede named Jonas and falls head over heels in love with him. The feelings appear to be mutual! However, unexpected hostility from someone very unlikely puts their embryonic relationship to the test. In this fourth Amalie story enemies are both imaginary and very real, but is the worst enemy perhaps found within Amalie herself?


The Melancholy Storm by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10) starstarstarstarstar
In this third Amalie story she is invited to dinner at her sister Adele's place, a dinner that goes horribly awry. After Adele and her brother Andrew plead her to seek help for her issues, she joins a therapy group which does not go very well either. Her unrequited love for one of the members makes her hit rock bottom. Now she needs Adele's help to get out of her dark and dangerous place, her own melancholy storm.


An Aspiring Lupino by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10) starstarstarstarstar
Drange wakes up with Lupino on a barge in the middle of a canal. That is only the beginning of all the madness in this 13th "Life on Blansey" story. Not only is Drange's drinking becoming just as extreme as that of the nefarious Lupino's, his dark side is also revealed. Will he succumb to his urges, whether they be booze or the other thing?


Shipwrecked On Planet Earth by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10) starstarstarstarstar
Amalie deals with her mental and emotional issues while trying to cope with everyday life. Her relationship with her best friend Denise is taken to a new level, while her relationship with Helena is more uncertain. Trouble at work gives her more time on her hands than she accounted for. An unexpected act of bravery lands her on an instadate! In this second story about Amalie she tries to step outside her comfort zone just to break the depressing monotony of her lonely life.


Lord Wake by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 14) starstarstarstarstar
After an eye-opening encounter with his happy and successful ex-girlfriend Solitaire, The One travels around the world and lives a life of seduction and self-improvement, trying to become a better man. Learning through trial and error to approach and seduce women reminds him of his years in Canada and Lord Wake, an old enemy from that time; the one who made The One The One. This is a story about taking control of your life by confronting and dealing with your fears, instead of letting them control you.


Her Smile Sent Me Sky High, Sex Sent Us to the Moon by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 17) starstarstarstarstar
The 24-year-old math teacher Amalie struggles to find love, happiness and peace of mind. At her local gym she gets to know handsome Danny and amiable Phil, the latter a nurse in a facility in which her paraplegic brother Andrew lives. Her dear, old friend Denise comes back into her life, but does she want to be more than just friends? Then another temptation out of the blue! Driven by guilt, insecurity and not to mention desire, Amalie tries so hard to keep her act together. Will the world find out about her embarrassing past and her shocking secret?


Probably the Adventures of Bollockbroad, Son of Testis by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10) starstarstarstarstar
This 12th "Life on Blansey" story probably deals with the arrival on the school of Blansey of the new teacher Amalie, and the sudden apperance of rats in the school, as well as in Lewis' pub in Sersby. Sersby is probably threatened by the arrival of the notorious, self-proclaimed "fartstronaut" Gasman, a man who has made it into his mission to plague the world with his rancid gut.


Shadow City Worshippers by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 9) starstarstarstarstar
Eleven is an odd number, and this story is also odd. It is unusual, to say the least. Mons and Sandra both deal with the after-effects of the events of the previous story. Drange, Harald and math teacher Balder Felwick go on a school trip to a mountain resort, where Drange gets lost in the woods. Meanwhile, in a side story, we follow a young Greek woman in her struggle to find a job in Sersby, the Shadow City.


Emma's Letter by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 1) starstarstarstarstar
In the year 2022, 15-year-old Emma writes a letter to her estranged uncle who once saved her life.


There Are No Supermarkets in Romania by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10) starstarstarstarstar
In this 10th "Life on Blansey" story, a mysterious amnesiac shows up in a small Romanian village where he meets a nurse named Natalia. In search of his identity, the two have to navigate through a bizarre city full of weird characters. Meanwhile, in Sersby, Doctor Botoro invents a device that can manipulate other people's emotions. And, lastly, on Blansey, Drange and a dubious bloke named GG embark on a seemingly impossible mission to get back the latter's car. Needless to say, there will be a lot of emotions in this burlesque story.


You Will Not Die Today by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10) starstarstarstarstar
In this 9th story of "Life on Blansey" The One's disinherited brother Eric comes to him with most frightening news: Their sister Elin and her daughter Emma have been kidnapped and the kidnapper wants The One in exchange for the two relatives! Meanwhile, in a side story named "Fat Man Abroad", Lupino travels to an un-named Eastern-European country, looking for cheap booze, drugs and girls.