Other Results: 10 Series
At the Moon and other Poems by shadesmaclean (Reviews - 5)
A collection of assorted poetry and verse I've written over the years.
The Myth of Pale Flowers by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 0)
In this 12th novella of "The New One Stories", The One's friend Kamran undergoes gender reassignment surgery to become a woman. The One suffers the consequences of what he did to Henrietta in the preceding novella "Black Sheep Never Bleat". This compels him to yet again seek assistance from Dark One, his dark side that enables him to do things he would never otherwise do. And his relationship with Aurora is put to the test, as his unique affliction and even more unique obligation put him under severe pressure. In a side story we meet The Old One on holiday, and follow his drunken, priceless antics over two weeks in London in December 2009, back in a very dark and vile period of his life.
More Known, Less Loved by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 0)
In this 9th novella of "The New One Stories", Aurora's flatmate Miriam is released from a psychiatric hospital. Diagnosed with a serious mental illness, her self-esteem is critically low. Denise suggests that she, Aurora and Natalie spend the weekend giving Miriam a make-over in a bid to boost her confidence. With the women busy all weekend, The One, Sheep and Kamran decide to go on a camping trip in the forests of Kerstowe, East Battersby. It is time for deep conversations and male bonding, or, as Sheep calls it, "a cross between Blair Witch Project and Brokeback Mountain".
Promises Written in an Ocean of Booze by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 0)
The oaf is back! The One and his Canadian long-term girlfriend Nicole travel to the island of Aynesey to attend the funeral of The One's mother. His family, once millionaires, are now destitute - and The One has to go to Sersby to get his alcoholic sister! The One reminisces of his past in the Norwegian city of Bergen, the flashback taking place in the spring and summer of 2008. In the flashback The One, his then-girlfriend Solitaire and his dubious drinking buddies inexplicably end up with an entire wine monopoly in their flat! In the 2008 flashback we also meet the creepy company owner Director, where he has taken an unhealthy interest in his friend Boss' new girlfriend. In this story we finally get to know the fate of Boss, and why Director suddenly left the country for Thailand.
A Sunny Day in Sersby by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10)
In this 20th and final "Life on Blansey" story, there is literally a sunny day in Sersby, something that freaks out the reprobates of the city of rain, wind and addicton. On Blansey, loathsome Drange becomes a hero when he apparently saves the island from a stinking menace. Toni and Harald, on the other hand, dispute Drange's heroism. In addition, Toni's dearest friend Stephanie has got married to math teacher Felwick, something that does not sit well with her and Denise. To make matters crazier, Arvid discovers to his horror that GG's Thai partner Panny has been hired as a farmhand on his parents' fox farm, leaving him redundant and, in his eyes, prone to disinheritance. With the help of a certain serpentine creature from the underworld, he plots a gruesome revenge. Be prepared for the shocking conclusion of the "Life on Blansey" saga.
The Triple Psi (Bloodline of Atlantis series book 1) by Wendy Winchester (Reviews - 0)
Imagine you could move things with your mind. Imagine you could predict the future. Imagine you could heal wounds with just a touch. Now imagine that having all these powers at once means the people you love could die. Samantha Harris has foreseen death and she will stop it from happening at any cost but she has enemies who have been after her power since she was three years old and these enemies have powers too.
Mons Makes an Album by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 12)
In an effort to win a ticket to a Roger Waters concert, die-hard fan Mons agrees to make a Pink Floyd-style concept album in only 30 days. Having no music experience, he gets help from a highly unexpected source. Meanwhile, Drange is banned from Sersy's pub due to his perversion and has to find another place to drink. In a sinister tavern called "The Drunken Viking" he meets an unlikely soulmate who shares his depraved views. Toni Leewater and Stephanie Prout's friendship evolves, and Toni meets Stephanie's free-spirited friend Denise. Who will come out on top in this 19th "Life On Blansey" story?
God's Eternal Losers by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 12)
In this 18th "Life On Blansey" story, Drange goes to Thailand with very sinister intentions. Doctor Botoro has created an "anti-drinking" concoction which he and Cat are going to try on Lupino. Arvid desperately wants Jeremy and GG to teach him how to be a bully, so that he can attract the opposite sex. And speaking of the opposite sex, book-smart Jerry meets a dubious girl online and starts dating her, despite Jeremy's vehement warnings. It is time to lean back and witness all the rampant madness from God's eternal losers.
To Troll a Forum by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 1)
The One is left home alone with horrendous amounts of beer and way too much time on his hands. In lack of better things to do, he starts trolling a forum for Norwegian amateur musicians. This classic Hightower Gang short story was originally published on 1 February 2010 and takes place before the events of "Hyperalive" (April 2010).
Beer Never Screams by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10)
New characters are introduced in this 17th "Life On Blansey" story. First, Lupino wakes up in a tenement building in Battersby with a strange, gun-wielding man who forces him to take part in the "reversed intervention" of a psychotic woman named Margot. Second, on Blansey, Drange finds himself the assistant of the charismatic teacher Toni Leewater, one of two teachers hired by principal Harald to fill the gap after Gino's dramatic exit in the previous story. Third, the two disgruntled young women Vulva and Trampoline decide to take sexually advantage of Sam's unique predicament, with grisly results. Needless to say, there will be a lot of screaming in this story, although not from beer, because beer never screams when you drink it...
Change Your Pants by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10)
Sam, now a pitiful loner shunned by his former friends Arvid, Lake and Jerry, encounters a ghost named Agathe. The Blansey schoolgirls Therese, Desdemona and Matilda unfold an unsolved murder mystery from 1978 involving Drange. It is time for the confrontation of the century as the apt girls play detectives in collaboration with the notorious bullies GG and Jeremy. To make this 16th "Life On Blansey" story even more disturbing, Mons' sister Mathea takes a sudden and dramatic interest in Sam, hoping that his unique affliction can help her with a problem that has haunted her for millennia.
Chocolate by Aconitum-Napellus (Reviews - 1)
When Kirk and Spock are dumped on an unknown planet and Spock inadvertently eats chocolate, things go a little awry. This is a short story, and is complete.
The Judas Cradle by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10)
In this 15th "Life on Blansey" story, Lupino ends up in Hell when the Worm lures him there. The teachers and pupils of the school of Blansey suffer under the reign of the handicapped teacher Louise, an abusive sociopath. They concoct an ingeniously evil plan to get rid of her. Meanwhile Sam has made a pact with the Worm in order to gain supernatural powers which he will use to viciously torment Arvid Grimsby. Welcome to another otherworldly story from Blansey and Sersby.
Marvel's The Avengers: Green Guy Gone by Draven-uk (Reviews - 1)
Iron Man, Thor and Captain America are about to head off on a mission against Hydra when the God of Thunder notices that a certain big green angry fella is missing.
Spherical Bastards by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 18)
Lupino becomes stricken with a strange ailment that renders him inflated to the point of being completely spherical, something that deeply concerns pub owner Sersy. How can the fat man be removed from the pub if he cannot get through the doors? Meanwhile Mons has developed an unhealthy obsession with his own sister's face. Can it get any worse? Of course it can. Welcome to the 14th "Life on Blansey" story.
A Horrible Criminal Minds/Numbers Crossover by Eyeless_soul (Reviews - 0)
Exactly what the title says. This is not to be taken seriously. This is what happens when I get bored at the hospital. Just a side note: Sarah Connor from the Terminator is mentioned and so is Jason from the Jason movies.
Veni Mecum by redraposo13 (Reviews - 0)
"Veni Mecum." He smiled, eyes soft.
"What does that mean?" You spoke curtly, your annoyance seeping through your tone as you narrowed your eyes.
"It's Latin." His smile turned to a grin.
"Yes, I know it's Latin. But what does it mean?"
"It means 'Come with me'."
You thought about it, for the briefest of seconds.
And you did.
Eventual Reboot!Kirk x Reader
Camo's by Lily Windwave (Reviews - 0)
drabble about Camo's Bar
Pop Fizz and Trigger Happy: Boomer's Big Wake Up Call by Lily Windwave (Reviews - 0)
an addition to the Pop Fizz and Trigger Happy Series! this time, Fizzy and Triggs try to wake up Boomer. and trolls really can sleep in!
Pop Fizz and Trigger Happy: Partners in Crime! by Lily Windwave (Reviews - 0)
uh oh! Fizzy and Triggs where accused of theft, and raid of a village! but they where brainwashed right before interrogation! find out what they do in this story that, in the truth, only the truth, and nothing but the truth, make you want to read it again and again! (response to interrogation challenge)
An Aspiring Lupino by Danomaly1983 (Reviews - 10)
Drange wakes up with Lupino on a barge in the middle of a canal. That is only the beginning of all the madness in this 13th "Life on Blansey" story. Not only is Drange's drinking becoming just as extreme as that of the nefarious Lupino's, his dark side is also revealed. Will he succumb to his urges, whether they be booze or the other thing?
Itachi and the Dango Stick! by HimekoUchia (Reviews - 1)
Kisame decides to drug Itachi to get him to relax and loosen up. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not. Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down.
FullMetal Legacy by The Phoenix Alchemist (Reviews - 0)
This heartwarming story follows Aaron and Trisha Elric, son and daughter of Edward and Winry Elric, and their lives as the children of the famous FullMetal Alchemist.
Rating 10+ (no cursing but some non graphic violence later in the story)
Fanfiction of: FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Please read and comment!
Renegade Shepard by REDEEMER (Reviews - 0)
What you did not know happened on the ship the Normandy in Mass Effect
Red Velvet Reality by Ayureka (Reviews - 0)
Okay, this may not be a fan-fic, but it is my own story, so hope you like :)